Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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