He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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