he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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