I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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