Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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