Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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