what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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