But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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