we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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