Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Say something about gay babies.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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