I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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