Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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