And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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