He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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