also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Randomize
