he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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