Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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