The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
porn star boner night. come get it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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