I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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