You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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