He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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