So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
