I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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