Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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