The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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