After last night, I could never be a politician.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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