I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize