So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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