The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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