Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Actions speak louder than pants.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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