Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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