brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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