apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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