I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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