drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I look better un-naked...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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