when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize