Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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