I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Randomize
