Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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