Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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