Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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