you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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