I am puke
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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