And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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