in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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