the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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