when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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