did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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