Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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