plz talk dirty to me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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