Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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