yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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