I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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