please come you make the beer taste better
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I believe in your delicious
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Randomize