her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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