OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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