Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
