Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he puts the penis in happiness.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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